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Update jokes.txt - distillery joke #6

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Expand Up @@ -248,3 +248,4 @@ I like telling Dad jokes…<>sometimes he laughs.
How do you weigh a millennial?<> In Instagrams.
The wedding was so beautiful<>even the cake was in tiers.
What’s the most patriotic sport?<> Flag football.
A tax collector sees an old brandy distillery in Joe's basement and says: You have to pay taxes for that.<> Joe replies: I inherited this from my granddad and i never use it. <> The Tax collector retorts: That does not matter. If you have the device you have to pay the taxes. <> Joe responds: I would like to have child support for my 12 non existing children. <> The tax collector ripostes: You don't get child support if you don't have any children. <> Joe calmly replies: But i do have the device.