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Add options to disable background and animation; remove Unsplash API key
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| import Cocoa | ||
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| final class Constants: NSObject { | ||
| public static let excuses = [ | ||
| "I thought you signed off on that.", | ||
| "That feature was slated for phase two.", | ||
| "That feature would be outside the scope.", | ||
| "It must be a hardware problem.", | ||
| "It's never shown unexpected behavior like this before.", | ||
| "There must be something strange in your data.", | ||
| "Well, that's a first.", | ||
| "I haven't touched that code in weeks.", | ||
| "Oh, you said you DIDN'T want that to happen?", | ||
| "That's already fixed. It just hasn't taken effect yet.", | ||
| "I couldn't find any library that can even do that.", | ||
| "I usually get a notification when that happens.", | ||
| "Oh, that was just a temporary fix.", | ||
| "It's never done that before.", | ||
| "It's a compatibility issue.", | ||
| "Everything looks fine on my end.", | ||
| "That error means it was successful.", | ||
| "I forgot to commit the code that fixes that.", | ||
| "You must have done something wrong.", | ||
| "That wasn't in the original specification.", | ||
| "I haven't had any experience with that before.", | ||
| "That's the fault of the graphic designer.", | ||
| "I'll have to fix that at a later date.", | ||
| "I told you yesterday it would be done by the end of today.", | ||
| "I haven't been able to reproduce that.", | ||
| "It's just some unlucky coincidence.", | ||
| "I thought you signed off on that.", | ||
| "That wouldn't be economically feasible.", | ||
| "I didn't create that part of the program.", | ||
| "It probably won't happen again.", | ||
| "Actually, that's a feature.", | ||
| "I have too many other high priority things to do right now.", | ||
| "Our internet connection must not be working.", | ||
| "It's always been like that.", | ||
| "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?", | ||
| "I thought I finished that.", | ||
| "The request must have dropped some packets.", | ||
| "It is working on my computer.", | ||
| "It was working yesterday.", | ||
| "You are working with the wrong version.", | ||
| "The third party application is causing the problem.", | ||
| "Right now I am doing the analysis, so I haven't started the work yet.", | ||
| "Please raise a defect, I will check it.", | ||
| "Try restarting your machine.", | ||
| "I don't think there's fault with my code.", | ||
| "Someone must have changed my code.", | ||
| "I had too many projects so I had to rush that feature.", | ||
| "I'm still working on that.", | ||
| "That's a character encoding issue.", | ||
| "There must have been a miscommunication on the requirements.", | ||
| "We weren't given enough time to write unit tests.", | ||
| "Our code quality is up to industry standards.", | ||
| "That is a known bug with the framework.", | ||
| "That feature is a nice to have.", | ||
| "Have you cleared your cache?", | ||
| "That's been fixed, but the code still has to be released.", | ||
| "That's been fixed on another branch.", | ||
| "The developer who coded that doesn't work here anymore.", | ||
| "That is part of the old system.", | ||
| "It was probably a race condition.", | ||
| "That is how we were asked to build it.", | ||
| "There must be a problem with the virtual machine.", | ||
| "We have to do it that way for security reasons.", | ||
| "I just need one more day to work on that.", | ||
| "That code was written by the last guy.", | ||
| "It was such a simple change I didn't think it needed testing.", | ||
| "The file must have corrupted.", | ||
| "There is nothing in my error logs.", | ||
| "That's an industry best practice.", | ||
| "It must be an issue with the firewall.", | ||
| "It's just a warning, not an error.", | ||
| "There's only a one in a million chance of that error occurring.", | ||
| "That software should have been updated ages ago.", | ||
| "Are you sure you want it to work that way?", | ||
| "I'm pretty sure that works most of the time.", | ||
| "I was busy fixing more important issues.", | ||
| "I'm not familiar with it so I didn't fix it in case I made it worse", | ||
| "How is that possible", | ||
| "The third party documentation is wrong", | ||
| "The project manager told me to do it that way", | ||
| "My time was split in a way that meant I couldn't do either project properly", | ||
| "The existing design makes it difficult to do the right thing", | ||
| ] | ||
| } |
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